obliviousruska:

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

did you mean eurovision

(via onthefourthofnever)

a-study-in-gay:

gabul0sis:

like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink 

who wrote the story of my life

(Source: gabbywoo, via wherethesidewalkends7)

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

(via onthefourthofnever)

theghostofmikeyway:

all the                                                                                                                                      

                                                                      small things

(via onthefourthofnever)

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

(via onthefourthofnever)